Alright, I have to go.Wait! Let's take a picture first!.Okay, if you want to.I'm going to be an uncle!.In two weeks!.F*ck.What?.Storage is full.Let's do it next time we see each other, I'm really late.Okay, okay, go ahead.- And tell the dad I said hello!.- Yeah right now he's at a seminar for two weeks....I forgot to tell you, great, huh?.Oh, good luck, then!.Call me later! See you!.I need to make some space....Oh, shit! #disaster.Guys, we've got a problem!.I think Damian's going to delete one of us!.Twitter, chill out!.He's just going to delete some pics, that's all!.You're wigging out over nothing!.I don't think so....I've got lots of pics of his ex.But Damien doesn't want to get rid of any.So um...Twitter's right!.One of you's going to get kicked out.Just like I said!.#IToldYou.*music*.Hey, what's that music?.Oh, that's me!.Thought I'd put something on, just some atmosphere.Ok... Deal with it together faussils!.He's always using me, so he won't get rid of me.He gets on to chill for 5 minutes and scrolls for hours,.Ya know....Yeah but he scrolls through videos of 14-year-olds.lip-synching... you wouldn't be missed that much.WHAAAT?.From the one who only puts videos, like:.\"BLUE FOODS FOR 24 HOURS CHALLENGE!!\".or \"I'M TRYING WISH PRODUCTS!!\".I wouldn't show off if I were you..That's not all he watch-.The last thing he watched:.\"TASTING GIGA-TACOS IN COUPLE\".Ooh, sounds interesting!.Not YouTube.Fine, let's stop messing around and relax, okay?.Let's just delete Twitter.What?.No no no no! Don't do that!.I'm really useful ... for ....... keeping up with the news ....*laughs*.Bullshit, Twitter !.We all know that you're only used for following dudes who think they're funny and retweeting contests!.And how come you never see who wins.those competitions? You're getting screwed!.Well... One day we might win a PS4 and then.everyone will shut their mouths!.And you, Instagram.Except for following asses.you're useless.#pervert.What? Not at all! Nothing to do with that!.Really? Who's Emily Ratajkowski, then?.An actress.In which movie?.*music*.Well, I agree with Twitter!.We can delete Instagram.I do photos already, we don't need both.I do Stories too, so ....*more laughters*.He does Stories!.You're on your loosescrew shit or what?.Nobody looks at your stories!.I'm the one for Stories, everyone knows that, duh!.Excuse me, Snapchat?.I am the one with Stories!.#idea.... what if we delete Clock?.Nope, you can't do that....Oh shit, you can't delete Clock..?.It's like Messages! Look at this shithead!.Me?.We can't delete him but he's been useless since I'm here!.Wait a minute, WhatsApp!.My son Messenger sends messages too,.so don't get too full of yourself..What did he say, Daddy?.Don't worry, Messenger, let the grown-ups talk..Oh, c'mon! I'm messages!.Chatting with peeps, jokin' around, all that bitchin' stuff....Delete that brat, he doesn't do anything!.Messenger, my balls!.How DARE you talking about my son that way!.I'm not a brat!.Hey hey hey ! #calmdown!.Don't give a shit.We're on page 1!.We've got nothing to worry about!.If he's going to delete something, it'll be on page 2.Twitter is right, on page 2 there is...like....Uber.Damien's broke and never uses it, let's delete it.Just in case you've forgotten, I'm of the greatest utility.When Damien has to get home at 4am, drunk,.with no underground.If you want to get rid of useless expense... Just look at Tinder!.What!? You want to get rid of me?.Of course!.He's got Tinder Premium, Boosts, the Gold subscription and all but not a single matches!.Gold subscription? What's that? I saw that here somewhere ....Please don't delete me ....HOLY CRAP!! Have you seen how much that costs?!.Especially when he can't stop thinking of his ex....Exactly.He's even made an anonymous account to keep.following her on Insta.Feeling all sorry for himself, never leaving the house....And ....... BOOM ! I'm right on time with some Sushi!.Hang on!.He just lives across the street from the Japanese restaurant!.He can go there by himself, he doesn't need you, Deliveroo! You're useless! Delete him!.You don't know what it's like to be depressed, Google Maps....Look! Hamburger, you're gonna enjoy it!.Oh, thanks! I was hungry, indeed!.\"Right now, get 20% off on the Cassoulet Gradou!\".Hey, what's that sound?.\"Yummy! the Cassoulet Gradou\" Oh, balls ... I can't ....... he didn't get Spotify Premium, so ....Come on...!.There's so many applications I have never heard of.What's \"CAF\"? (it's social aid services, the government give people money for the kids, or to people who don't work or don't have more than the minimum salary, etc)..Look, if you get rid of me, we're going to be homeless.No, not CAF!.Sorry to interrupt, but....We owe Tom 5€, good accounts make good friends.Yup he has to remain our buddy, we're using his account....Here we go....Don't worry about money, guys!.Damien's got a foolproof business idea.We sell his old clothes on Vinted!.Hang on... people pay for that?.Yeah!.Especially underwear! He sold quite a lot of them.....Erm...Dirty underwear... Because sellers asked for that....Yeah, the underwear shit... that was weird..Hang on, who's that guy on page 2 ? Workout?.I help him with his daily work out!.And you sure he's ever opened you?.I see his photos every day.He's getting fatter, not fitter.Okay, he never actually opened me!.But if he deletes me, it's bye-bye beach body!.Yeah, I'm up for the beach body.It'd help me get more matches..*spanish* I've been saying for months that we need.to get rid of Facebook, but you never listened!.Wait... why don't we just delete you, Facebook?.No, no, no!.*spanish* That's what I just said....I guess I can get rid of Facebook.Hey, wait! Me and my son Messenger are really important!.We stay in touch with people!.Yeah with uncles and aunties, that's it-.And birthdays!.Mmm, birthdays, that's true....Who remembers birthdays for you? .Muggins!.Yo, you just said \"Muggins\"? What's your age!.Knowing I can take care of birthdays too, it's also my job!.Right, then! Facebook it is!.The dude is old as the world! Let's kick him out!.#farewell.NO NO NO ! Don't delete me! Please!.I... I can do events, too!.Alright, deleting it!.ACK!! NO!! Don't do it, please! Not the cross, no!.New message.It's his sister, saying:.''My waters have broken, I'm on my own, .......I need to go to the hospital..Can you pick me up?\".Holy shit...!.Oh shit!.Dramatic music!.Alright everyone, stay calm!.Damian needs us, y'all!.Lucy's sent us her location. Here you go, Maps!.I'm finding the quickest route to get to her....Crap! There's work in the underground!.It's okay, we'll find him the closest bike!.And do some exercise: it's good for him....There's a bike nearby.If he leaves now, he can be there at 4:52PM.Or 4:53PM to pick his sister up!.Ok.When he gets there, I'll get him a lift to the hospital..How much does that cost?.Who gives a fuck?! Let's go now!.I'll contact his brothers, sisters and cousins.Facebook, you get in touch with the parents, uncles, aunts....On it! Messenger, It's our go!.Yup!.I'm sending out a cheeky little story to a mate!.I'm ... going ... to be ... an ... uncle!.#family.#pride.0 likes.Let's wait a bit, it takes a while....Thanks you for being there..It's nothing. I'm so happy for you!.He's so cute!.We need to take his first-ever photo.Alright.W-would you like me to take it?.So you can all be in it together?.Oh, yes!.Yes! Sorry, yes!.Um... there's no space left.Oh.Just a sec....*panics* Oh no, here we go again!.Don't worry, we'll do what he should have done ages ago.Delete all the pics of his ex!.- Yes!.- Finally.Space available!.#relieved.Sir, you need to look into the lens.Oh ... sorry.That's the stress!.- There you go....- Thank you!.You 3 are cute together!.Thanks!.Y-You too...!.- Sorry, I don't know what I was saying....- Tell her you're my brother....Yeah, I'm her... brother!.